Spam Yates

Brexit’s Number One Fan

“If in doubt, kick ’em out.” – These were Spam’s first words, according to his mother. 

Spam used to be an avid rock climber, before a nasty fall turned him to the booze and drugs. Now he can be found of a Friday evening sauntering around the streets of Stretford draped in full England battle gear, with a Blue WKD and Cherry Ice Elf Bar akimbo.

A world-renowned Client Partner at 6 Group, Sam’s target audience can often be found in lubricants, and he originally made his breakthrough as a broker / corporate supplier for Sean Combs, who regularly found himself reliant upon Spam to supply the goods for his corporate gatherings.

Outside of work, Spam likes to spend his time touring various Wetherspoons establishments entertaining the masses with his Gary Glitter tribute act.

To get in touch, Spam is often found at the bottom of an empty glass.